Change Clothes

I am currently adding content to this blog. I will try and convey to you a general idea of what I want. This blog will eventually become a fully functioning site that addresses contemporary topics in top news stories, sports, hip hop, pop, gaming, technology, miscellaneous, and occasionally pornography (haha just joking - i think). In other words, shit I like. The endgame is to control the world like that weird bad media mogul guy in one of the more recent Bond films. Basically my goals are similar to Google but I am a man stating my dubious intentions rather than a search engine with clandestine motives. Also I will produce several ancillary franchises from said website a la P. Diddy, Master P, Fiddy Cent, and every other hip hop "mogul". Expect a fashion line to follow once I achieve prosperity with this blog and after that - yup you guessed it culturally biased food products and services. Cereal boxes and BBQ chips with my likeness on the front, spinning rims, pacemakers, beef jerky, cellphones, hijabs, burqas, sunglasses, shoes, thongs, condoms, douche,....right u get the point. But I must first tackle the inscrutable forces known as html, java, rss, atom, flash, etc. I am but a small boy with a big dream....or some shit.

Seacrest Out.