RAW VIDEO: Kanye West's Backstage Meltdown!

It was reported Kanye had a "tantrum" at the VMA's Sunday night because he was snubbed in the five categories he was nominated. Hahaha...homie it's not that serious

Travis Barker Remix Soulja Boy

Travis Barker is a douchebag but he killed the drum mix to this song. Now all he needs is his own Crank Dat rock dance.

Ghetto Word O' Da Moment

whoadie

Your friend, particularly someone from the same area of the city as you. Origin is from New Orleans term "ward", how the city is divided.

It began as "wassup 7th waaaar-day", "wassup 9th war-daaaay" and the sound evolved to "whoadie". Eventually people dropped the ward number and started saying "wardy" and "whoadie."

"wassup whoadie, you got that new CD?"

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary

I was never sure what "whoadie" meant when i first heard it in the Juvenile and Hot Boyz videos way back when. I just thought it was another ghetto inaudible gruntish sound from the wordsmith Juvenile. But alas, it has meaning and depth and we're all a little more cultured from this knowledge, even though it was used 8 years ago....WHOAD DEYYYYYYY!

Just DO IT

Lately I've noticed that Nelly Furtado has being doing her thing. She morphed from singing about the skies and birds and flowers and shizz to some cool, funky R&B pop. She can compliment uber producer slash steroid enthusiast Timbaland for that. I'm thinking Timbaland could turn a mime into a platinum artist. A girl like Britney Spears should fall in line. Anyways, Furtado's third album, Loose, is her most commercially successful album to date. Enough with the foreplay, here's the track that prompted me to write this blurb about the white girl with a little flavor. It's called "Do it" and the beat is infectious; it might belong to the '80s though. Hot regardless...

Nelly Furtado - Do It

Fitty Cent To Retire?

I know both "Fitty" and Kanye's albums have only been out for a day, but according to some early industry estimates Kanye's Graduation is on pace to sell 700,000 units while Fifty's Curtis is projected at 500,000. Of course, this is all conjecture at this point but generally Kanye's album was predicted to outsell Fifty's prior to yesterday's release date based on pre-sale numbers in the iTunes store and other retailers. 50 cent boldly proclaimed he would never release another solo album if Kanye sold more albums than he did. Fortunately for "Fitty" premature retirement will free up more time for him to commit to his feature role in the next Planet of the Apes movie. Congrats to both musicians.

Hot Track

Gucci Mane - Freaky Girl

Just to show that I am not biased to different regions of hip-hop music, this is a hot track by the always articulate Gucci Mane. It is called "Freaky Girl" and it has quickly become more addictive than "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy - at least to me. You're Welcome in advance.

Deadly Adventure Michael Vick Special

This is exclusive footage of Curtis "Fiddy Cent" Jackson admitting to Michael Vick that he was an informant in the federal case against him.

You can clearly see a detailed Vick upset with a not-so-detailed gloating Fiddy Cent.

Developing...

Hot Music

Kanye West - Flashing Lights

This is a track off Kanye's new album Graduation. It's called "Flashing Lights". I'm definitely favoring Kanyeezy's album over Ferrari F50's just from the swag of this track alone. Check it out.

iBoring

Alright my last entry was an attempt to add some journalistic integrity to this blog. I noticed some other blogs out there were very somber and had taken themselves very seriously. Honestly it doesn't feel natural for me. The construction of the iPod blog entry felt awkward and contrived not to mention it was wholly dull and vapid (or boring if you prefer). After publishing that entry I realized that the short term goal of this blog is to report what I deem as newsworthy and to report this news with an element that only I can add: my self-proclaimed peerless wit and ingenuity. So from this point on I not-so-dramatically declare that cool jpegs will still accompany my text but that text will be peppered with irreverence, joviality, and blunt pejoratives. In other words sometimes I will say some mean shyt. Very rarely...maybe.

Ipod Trio

Apple happened to unveil three brand new iPods yesterday. The nano, classic, and most notably, the touch. The nano comes in 4gb and 8gb models for $149 and $199 respectively. The heftier classic weighs in at a ponderous 80gb and 160gb of memory for $249 and $349. Both the nano and classic will be available as soon as this weekend. Finally the iPod touch on the far left is the latest technical marvel from Apple. It is similar to the iPhone in design and function except it is actually slightly thinner (8mm) and it will be offered in 8gb and 16gb varieties. Oh, and it is equipped with WiFi and YouTube like its mobile brother. The touch will ship "worldwide in a few weeks." However if you attempt to purchase one at Apple's site it says it will ship on September 28. I think I can hear a collective whimper from the fanboys.

Change Clothes

I am currently adding content to this blog. I will try and convey to you a general idea of what I want. This blog will eventually become a fully functioning site that addresses contemporary topics in top news stories, sports, hip hop, pop, gaming, technology, miscellaneous, and occasionally pornography (haha just joking - i think). In other words, shit I like. The endgame is to control the world like that weird bad media mogul guy in one of the more recent Bond films. Basically my goals are similar to Google but I am a man stating my dubious intentions rather than a search engine with clandestine motives. Also I will produce several ancillary franchises from said website a la P. Diddy, Master P, Fiddy Cent, and every other hip hop "mogul". Expect a fashion line to follow once I achieve prosperity with this blog and after that - yup you guessed it culturally biased food products and services. Cereal boxes and BBQ chips with my likeness on the front, spinning rims, pacemakers, beef jerky, cellphones, hijabs, burqas, sunglasses, shoes, thongs, condoms, douche,....right u get the point. But I must first tackle the inscrutable forces known as html, java, rss, atom, flash, etc. I am but a small boy with a big dream....or some shit.

Seacrest Out.